Welcome to the end of the world. Premium membership required.

The climate has collapsed, there’s water riots in the streets and humanity’s future looks bleak. But that doesn’t mean the ultra-wealthy still can’t live in luxury!

Welcome to Guadiam, a luxury bunker featuring fine dining, the latest in technology and enough workers to make sure the end of the world is hardly a speed bump on your road to total self-actualization. All you need to do to enter is be ungodly rich and connected, sign the absolutely binding contract and then you are locked away from the world with hundreds of your closest friends.

Of course, being an “Underground Innovator” is not without challenges. You must solve your own problems which may include (but are not limited to) insurrection, assault, cannibalism, murder for sport, drugs, public executions, willing dismemberments, unwilling dismemberments, panicking staff and human madness beyond all reason. But don’t let that concern you. You’re better than everyone else! Leave the world behind and head underground to Guadiam. You’ll never want to leave.

Not that you have a choice.